I’ve survived “back to school” season, but it’s all been
Yes, that’s the only way I can describe the last few weeks.
Don’t get me wrong- I spent my entire summer missing Dance Arts. But, jumping back into teaching when September rolls around feels very much like being asleep for three months and then rolling out of bed to run a 5k. Ouch. The students never cease to amaze me, and I have a wealth of quotes from them already. I’m certain there’s more coming in the very near future.
Here are some of the latest gems:
“I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I DON’T NEED THIS.”– child when handing me a dirty band-aid. Great, honey. I don’t need it either.
“Ew, oh! Excuse me. I just burped.” Mid-sentence. Of course.
“I’m so tired today, because I had second grade.” Life is tough, kid. What else can I say?
“Wait! Your favorite thing isn’t lunch?!” Upon learning that the boss lady’s favorite thing is, in fact, dancing.
“He has a brother. I think his name is Colon.” I’m sure it is.
“My dad has a farmer’s tan!”
“Can I take my leotard off? I’m hot!” No, no you are not dancing naked.
What’s your favorite pet? “Ice cream.”
“This is Miss Izzy. Did you ever meet Miss Izzy? ‘No, but I know how to do cartwheels.'”
“No, those aren’t my shoes.” Her name was on them. Of course they were her shoes.
and, my personal favorite:
“This is Miss Eva. She used to dance here when she was seven, then she went to college and got her degree in dance!” at which point a little voice said: “ME TOO! I’M FOUR!'”
Oh yeah, I remember you!