Hello everyone!

If any of you, dear readers, have been hanging around Watch Me Juggle for long, you’ll recall my mentioning some of my more embarrassing habits. Like talking to myself and using my blowdryer in lieu of an iron/microwave. So, today I decided it was time to write a very long overdue “Secret Single Behavior” post. You know, your “SSB?” It was featured in an infamous episode of “Sex and the City,” and has even made it all the way to Urban Dictionary; “potentially embarrassing (or disastrous) if discovered” behavior. I was inspired earlier by the lovely Helene in Between, who listed it in her recent Spring Blog Post Ideas. If a legitimate blogger lists it as a thing, I have to do it, right?

Of course, no 20-something blog is complete without some good gifs.

…Sometimes I put on all the lipsticks I own, just to see what they would look like before wiping them off and leaving the house with just chapstick on…

…I eat sushi in bed. Yeah, don’t judge me. Chopsticks and I work well together, and sushi’s relatively healthy. It’s like an indoor picnic…

…Whenever I go grocery shopping, I open a bag of whatever I just bought, keep it on my lap, and snack as I’m driving home. Whatever, I do what I want…

…Sometimes, I dim all the lights in my house and dance around to Beyonce/Rihanna/Iggy Azalea. Or classical music, because ballet…you know…

…I watch Youtube beauty tutorials, vlogs, and reruns of Nick At Nite shows in the bathtub…

…I watch more Tv Land/Hallmark channel shows than is acceptable for someone my age…

…I fantasy online shop. Translation, everything and anything I see goes into my shopping cart, but I’m too lazy to get up, get my credit card, and punch in the numbers. Luckily…

Whatever floats your boat, bakes your cake, lights your candle… you should be able to do it without worrying about whether or not it’s potentially embarrassing, or silly. Just my two cents.

EVA♥