Hello all!
Today, I thought I would put together a little list. As you can gather from the title, I’ve taken some time to chronicle some of the things I, or some of my fellow 20-somethings have heard that just makes our collective blood boil. Admittedly, this is entirely from a female perspective, seeing as I am one. But, spoiler alert: contrary to popular belief, not every 20-something is consistently drunk/unemployed/tweeting. I came to this lovely conclusion after doing a bit too much research on the internet. And by internet, I mean reading horrible lists on Buzzfeed.
Enjoy!
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Why aren’t you married?
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Why don’t you have a boyfriend/why are you still single? Any derivative of this. Just don’t.
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You’re going out again this weekend?
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SO….what is it you do again?
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What ever happened to that guy…? You know…the last one?
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When I was your age, I was married with my second child on the way!
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You’re going to regret that tattoo when you get older.
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Well, you could always do fertility treatments in the future!
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Will you be needing a plus one?
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You’ll have to be careful with all those margaritas, you know, when you get older.
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I would like grandchildren, please. (Thanks Mom/Dad!)
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Wow…you going to eat all that?
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You planning on settling down anytime soon?
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You know, your metabolism slows way down as you get older.
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You really shouldn’t compromise comfort for style. Those stilettos aren’t good for your alignment.
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That’s an interesting outfit.
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Wow…you can afford to live on your own?
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Look at you! Living in your Lululemon!
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That’s an interesting career choice…
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Just wait ’til you’re thirty!
EVA♥
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